I MARRIED SOMEONE TODAY

Today I married Jen and Matt at the Camden Snow Bowl. It was only the second wedding I had ever performed, and I didn't cry. My voice cracked just as I said "I now pronounce you", and I had to do a "quick fan of my face", but I made it through. I got a lot of compliments about the ceremony, so I guess I did a good job.

In school, Eben told Willie that "Mommy is going to marry someone on Saturday." Willie's response? "I don't think your Dad is going to like that!"